A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
Belinda is Malfoy & Ami is my bae
SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha
I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.
Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.
TRXYE is out August 15.
you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever
"mcr didn’t win anything"
"but fall out boy won best artist of the year!"
my dad just said that basilisks have pointed ears.
he meant elves.
update: he said he meant the thing from the narnia chronicles, that one who leaded them in the wrong direction.
he meant gollum from lotr.
Hogwarts houses with Disney quotes
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"
Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints.
Yes, but Girl Scout shouldn’t be a thing, it should just be Scouting of America!!
Girls Scouts became a thing because guys could not and still cannot handle women in their troops defend the girl scouts to the fucking death because we aren’t equal and taking away safe spaces for young girls won’t achieve that either
Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school
romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw
It’s got flaps. Ear flaps. It’s an ear hat, John!
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet